The Apple

Once upon a time there were two friends named Squee and Gwoobie. One hot summer day in a small town in Kansas, Squee and Gwoo were climbing around in the huge old oak tree in the middle of town. It had recently rained in the small town, and the the tree was still wet. Squee was climbing around, having lots of fun when a big red apple caught is eye. It was nice and round, and perfectly ripe, and red the color of a ruby. It sat there just waiting to be picked and eaten. He imagined biting into the apple and tasting the sweet juice. His mouth started to water. It was all the way at the top of the tree. He wanted to get it, but Gwoo warned him that it was too dangerous. Squee ignored him, and started to climb up.  He climbed and climbed until he was nearly at the top. He ached all over from the agonizing climb. But he didn't care about that right now. He reached out to grab the apple, but he wasn't quite high enough to grab it. he climbed up onto another limb. It was flimsy, and could barely hold him. He inched his way over to the apple. His fingers brushed the apple, but he wasn't close enough yet. He took another step forward. His foot slipped, and he fell off the branch. He went plummeting down the tree, hitting branch after branch. He hit the branch Gwoo was sitting on and knocked him off. They were both falling now. The branches ripped off all their clothes and cut them up as they continued to fall. They fell even more until the ground started to come towards them. They hit the ground with a thud. Squee was still alive. He felt a strange warmth in his asshole. he realized that it was Gwoo's short little dick inside of him, still hard after all the Viagra he had taken. Gwoo was still alive but he was unconscious. Squee was secretly gay, but Gwoo was not. He had wanted to do this with Gwoo forever, and now was his chance. He moved up and down on top of Gwoo, his shaft deep inside his asshole. Squee was about to cum when hears a voice scream, "WHAT THE FUCK?" It was Gwoo, who was no longer unconscious. Gwoo strongly hated gays, so he pulled out a gun and popped a cap in Squee's ass. "Hope you liked taking that in your ass," Gwoo says like a badass. The End.

Death to Thomas

Brutal Murder >:)
Thomas Green was your average idiot jock; he though that he couldn't;t be beat, gets ticked off really easily and was super competitive. Making him a perfect target to mess with for Jak. For some reason Jak always played dodge ball in P.E. This one day however Thomas, instead of playing basketball like he normally does came over to the dodge ball game on the other side of the gym. He started throwing balls really had and only aimed for Jak.This was because Jak had a faster time in the mile benchmark. About 10% of his balls actually hit Jak in the beginning, then he said:
"Actually try to hit me"
After that was said about 80% of all the other people on the other team tried to hit Jak. When Jak actually got hit, Thomas said:
"I just hit you, ya little faggot"
This made Jak so mad that he ran up to Thomas and punched him straight in the face. Then he took his hands, shoved it into Thomas' stomach, grasped a rib, and pulled it out. This left Thomas writhing in pain Jak then shoved his hand in the hole he just made, grabbed Thomas' beating heart and ripped it out spewing blood all over the Gym. Jak was never charged with murder. This finally gave Jak the proof he needed that he wasn't weak and he could take on anyone.

Extreme Pain

There was a kid at school who was bisexual, he had a bisexual boyfriend. Their names were Cameron and Josh. Math Girl was crushing on Josh, but to get to him he had to get Cameron out of the picture. Cameron always went biking with Skee and Jak. One time she texted Skee that the next time they went biking that they should come and see her. So Skee, Jak, and Cameron went to her house, they talked for a bit and and then Jak and Skee had to go home, so Cameron waited and talked when Skee and Jak went home. After Skee and Jak were out of sight Math Girl grabbed Cameron and started to make out with him, He was easily seduced and followed MG into her house, there they both stripped and started to screw each other. Math Girl then pulled a out a knife that she had hidden under the carpet and ran it though Cameron’s cock. Blood squirted everywhere and eventually Cameron bled out. After this MG moved on to trying to get Josh to fall in love with her, but because of the loss of Camron he committed Suicide and because of that MG was charged with 2 counts of murder and she has to spend her the rest of her days in an all male prison where she got raped multiple times a day.

Just Plain Good Sex

Skee and Chloe were the best of lovers, they seamed like they were made for each other, this made the tension to have sex even greater. One day skee and Chloe were walking home when Skee got the hardest boner that any one could have ever gotten. He then squeezed Chloe's left and and said
"I love you so much, let me take you to my house and make love to you"
Chloe was also in the mood for love so they both when to Skee's house ( His dad at work and his mom died from sex over load) and sat down in his bedroom. The the both started to strip each other and make out at the same time. After all of the clothes had been stripped off of the both of them they layed down in bed, Chloe started to suck Skees 9 inch dick, she gave him a blow job for the first ten min. After that she then squatted over Skee and put his dick inside of her. She then moved up and down on the long smooth shaft of Skee. This was the best way Skee had ever felt to relieve stress. After the true fucking had begun Skee came inside of Chloe after the long 20 min. After that Chloe got up and ran away crying. After nine months she gave birth to a Hispanic kid, names Soper Sometimesleep.

Rape and Murder

Gwoo was sitting at his computer on a Monday night. When he opened his inbox we was surprised to see so many emails from Facebook mentioning him. He Logged on to see that all of the commotion was about. it was a picture of him having sex with another guy he didn't like. he saw it was posted by a guy named Skee. He knew Skee from P.E. class which he had next day. In the comments he could see the mean and hurtful things people were saying about being gay and taking D. He thought and thought about what he could to to get back. He had a plan. The next day in P.E. calls they hiked through some land around the school. There was tall grass all around the area. if you laid down in it you couldn't be seen. Gwoo had brought a gun and knife to school that day. When the class started running, Gwoo ran next to Skee and flashed his gun. Skee fearing his life then followed Gwoos every command. Gwoo made him sit in the tall green grass, and then strip. Gwoo got harder and harder the more skin was exposed. He thought to himself
"Maybe there is some truth to this rumor about him being gay"
When Skee ran out of clothes to take off gwoo made him get on his knees and take it up the ass. Gwoo liked it for some reason, it felt right to him, he continues to go harder and harder until he came in Skee. He then turned to him and said
"If you tell anyone about this then the same thing will happen to you, but next time with a knife."
Skee got up and ran to the police to get Gwoo arrested. Gwoo had been stalking him ever since he had gotten out of school that day. After going to the cops, Gwoo got out of his truck and tackled Skee, then pulled all of his clothes off of him and pulled his knife from his belt. He then leaned close to Skee and said:
"I am a man of my word"
He then took the knife and shoved it up Skees ass, then twisted the long duble sided blade around and then yanked the handle up and down as if widdling to make Skees asshole bigger and bigger. This was all taking place in a truck that Gwoo get for $169 at the dump. After Skee stopped moving Gwoo drove the truck off the grand canyon and bailed at the last second. After that Gwoo was never suspected for anyhtign and he just went back to being the quiet kid in class and Skee was never found.

Twisted Ending

The Janitor

Once upon a time there was a very lazy man named Carlos. He was a janitor for a very rich company. He hated the way all the rich executives acted like they were everything and he was a nobody. One day a rich executive came up to him and asked him to wash his feet. Carlos was disgusted. He screamed, "Who do you think i am? Your own personal slave?" and promptly pushed the executive in the janitors closet and locket the door. He wen't home collapsed in his couch. The next dame he came to work, and found a note on the desk of his tiny office in the closet. It was from his superior asking him to meet him in his office. He started to worry. He went to his office. The second he walked in his superior started yelling at him for locking an executive in the closet. Carlos started to doze of. He woke up later and found a sticky note stuck to his face. It read, "YOUR FIRED. GET YOUR LAZY AS OUT OF HERE". Carlos was really angry now. He pulled out two guns from his pants and murdered all the rich executives. THE END.

Sex Story

The Cum Dumpster

David was walking to the store. He felt his 11 inch dick get hard. As he walked, he got harder and harder. He desired nothing more than to release his cum. As he continued down the street he remembered about the cum dumpster. He walked to the corner of the town where she hung out. He found her and payed the $8.32 fee. She lead him to her apartment that she was squatting in. When they arrived, he closed the door and grabbed a condom. He pulled his pants down letting his dick out. The cum dumpster striped in 15 seconds flat ready to bend over and take in the ass. David put his dick right in her pussy. She moaned and grunted as he moved back and forth. The faster he went the louder it got. In time her pussy was dripping with juice. As he was fucking, a knock came from the door. It was the cum dumpsters room mate. She walked in to the kitchen and started to cut a freshly bought cucumber. David could hear it from the room where he was having sex. The roommate heard them banging so she came into see what was going on. The cum dumpster was moaning louder and loud. As david put his cock deeper and deeper. The roommate came in when he was all the way in. She became more and more horny the more she watched. Until the cum dumpster squirted and she could take it no more. The roommate then stepped in, letting david get into her just the same way as before. She felt different but better. Much better. After a few short minutes David felt like he would cum the more and more he went back and forth. The great feeling was increasing the more he moved. Just as he was about to finish, the condom broke, and right as the condom broke he came. The sheer fear of what might happen fell onto David. The roommate looked just as scared as david did. He gave his number to her if anything happen and just left. He had bad feeling but he just pushed them aside and continued with his day. The name of the child was Skee, Skee Alwayssleep.