The Apple

Once upon a time there were two friends named Squee and Gwoobie. One hot summer day in a small town in Kansas, Squee and Gwoo were climbing around in the huge old oak tree in the middle of town. It had recently rained in the small town, and the the tree was still wet. Squee was climbing around, having lots of fun when a big red apple caught is eye. It was nice and round, and perfectly ripe, and red the color of a ruby. It sat there just waiting to be picked and eaten. He imagined biting into the apple and tasting the sweet juice. His mouth started to water. It was all the way at the top of the tree. He wanted to get it, but Gwoo warned him that it was too dangerous. Squee ignored him, and started to climb up.  He climbed and climbed until he was nearly at the top. He ached all over from the agonizing climb. But he didn't care about that right now. He reached out to grab the apple, but he wasn't quite high enough to grab it. he climbed up onto another limb. It was flimsy, and could barely hold him. He inched his way over to the apple. His fingers brushed the apple, but he wasn't close enough yet. He took another step forward. His foot slipped, and he fell off the branch. He went plummeting down the tree, hitting branch after branch. He hit the branch Gwoo was sitting on and knocked him off. They were both falling now. The branches ripped off all their clothes and cut them up as they continued to fall. They fell even more until the ground started to come towards them. They hit the ground with a thud. Squee was still alive. He felt a strange warmth in his asshole. he realized that it was Gwoo's short little dick inside of him, still hard after all the Viagra he had taken. Gwoo was still alive but he was unconscious. Squee was secretly gay, but Gwoo was not. He had wanted to do this with Gwoo forever, and now was his chance. He moved up and down on top of Gwoo, his shaft deep inside his asshole. Squee was about to cum when hears a voice scream, "WHAT THE FUCK?" It was Gwoo, who was no longer unconscious. Gwoo strongly hated gays, so he pulled out a gun and popped a cap in Squee's ass. "Hope you liked taking that in your ass," Gwoo says like a badass. The End.

Death to Thomas

Brutal Murder >:)
Thomas Green was your average idiot jock; he though that he couldn't;t be beat, gets ticked off really easily and was super competitive. Making him a perfect target to mess with for Jak. For some reason Jak always played dodge ball in P.E. This one day however Thomas, instead of playing basketball like he normally does came over to the dodge ball game on the other side of the gym. He started throwing balls really had and only aimed for Jak.This was because Jak had a faster time in the mile benchmark. About 10% of his balls actually hit Jak in the beginning, then he said:
"Actually try to hit me"
After that was said about 80% of all the other people on the other team tried to hit Jak. When Jak actually got hit, Thomas said:
"I just hit you, ya little faggot"
This made Jak so mad that he ran up to Thomas and punched him straight in the face. Then he took his hands, shoved it into Thomas' stomach, grasped a rib, and pulled it out. This left Thomas writhing in pain Jak then shoved his hand in the hole he just made, grabbed Thomas' beating heart and ripped it out spewing blood all over the Gym. Jak was never charged with murder. This finally gave Jak the proof he needed that he wasn't weak and he could take on anyone.

Extreme Pain

There was a kid at school who was bisexual, he had a bisexual boyfriend. Their names were Cameron and Josh. Math Girl was crushing on Josh, but to get to him he had to get Cameron out of the picture. Cameron always went biking with Skee and Jak. One time she texted Skee that the next time they went biking that they should come and see her. So Skee, Jak, and Cameron went to her house, they talked for a bit and and then Jak and Skee had to go home, so Cameron waited and talked when Skee and Jak went home. After Skee and Jak were out of sight Math Girl grabbed Cameron and started to make out with him, He was easily seduced and followed MG into her house, there they both stripped and started to screw each other. Math Girl then pulled a out a knife that she had hidden under the carpet and ran it though Cameron’s cock. Blood squirted everywhere and eventually Cameron bled out. After this MG moved on to trying to get Josh to fall in love with her, but because of the loss of Camron he committed Suicide and because of that MG was charged with 2 counts of murder and she has to spend her the rest of her days in an all male prison where she got raped multiple times a day.

Just Plain Good Sex

Skee and Chloe were the best of lovers, they seamed like they were made for each other, this made the tension to have sex even greater. One day skee and Chloe were walking home when Skee got the hardest boner that any one could have ever gotten. He then squeezed Chloe's left and and said
"I love you so much, let me take you to my house and make love to you"
Chloe was also in the mood for love so they both when to Skee's house ( His dad at work and his mom died from sex over load) and sat down in his bedroom. The the both started to strip each other and make out at the same time. After all of the clothes had been stripped off of the both of them they layed down in bed, Chloe started to suck Skees 9 inch dick, she gave him a blow job for the first ten min. After that she then squatted over Skee and put his dick inside of her. She then moved up and down on the long smooth shaft of Skee. This was the best way Skee had ever felt to relieve stress. After the true fucking had begun Skee came inside of Chloe after the long 20 min. After that Chloe got up and ran away crying. After nine months she gave birth to a Hispanic kid, names Soper Sometimesleep.